You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
