There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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