Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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