I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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