Need sex. Gaining weight.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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