he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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