windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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