Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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