Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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