sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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