he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just gift wrapped bread.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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