Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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