i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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