I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
