So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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