Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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