wanna go halves on a baby?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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