Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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