STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The maid of honor just puked.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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