Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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