so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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