To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Randomize
