I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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