Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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