he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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