I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It's like God shit irony all over that family
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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