well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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