Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We don't watch enough power rangers
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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