do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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