i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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