just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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