If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Mom said you looked used
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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