I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize
