So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The struggles of a small town man whore
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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