am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Randomize