Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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