Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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