thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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