Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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