I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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