This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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