Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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