They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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