whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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