Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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