its not stalking. its research.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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