You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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