In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
