The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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