I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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