No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
did you just send me my own nude
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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