yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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