Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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