I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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